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Recent Movie Reviews


Porno for Parents Porno for Parents

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 13, 2009

BAAAAW

I didn't laugh, once.
The animation wasn't bad, don't get me wrong.
It just wasn't funny.
At all.
I didn't even smile.
Also, BONUS POINTS on inserting crosses absolutely everywhere. I'm now a devout Puritan thanks to that.
/rant over
3 for animation
-7 for everything else.


tlgmedia responds:

Alright, I'm getting sick of this.

One, there were only two crosses in the entire animation. Two, his parents are catholic.

Oooh, people with religion! Their beliefs are different from my own, that's SO OFFENSIVE.


Guns of the Awesome Guns of the Awesome

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2008

Pure AWESOME

In some respects, better than Egoraptor. Longer, funnier and critisizes the game more than his flashes. The only qualm is that you used some of his jokes. I mean, I guess that added to it. Whatever, you get a 10, because this is already on my favorites :D

Good job, Callum.

(Oh yeah, and kudos on replying to peoples reviews. Almost no-one does that).


secondstamp responds:

Never as good as Egoraptors, but thanks anyways. No problem man, I have to show a little respect to the ones who show me respect. (or the ones that bash it!)


Xombie Chapter 10 Xombie Chapter 10

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 8, 2008

It's not the end.

Christ you're a load of fuck-wits. Theres a cliffhanger at the end of this episode. Watch again -- Anyway, a good series, if not a little short.


Recent Game Reviews


Heavy Gunner Heavy Gunner

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 26, 2009

Retro!

Very arcade like!

Really hard though.. Could do with a "Insert coin" feature, but really they're just lives.



Ownage Burst demo Ownage Burst demo

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 10, 2008

Great game

Loving the style.

AND I LOVED PLAYING THE ********FULLVERSION ON YOUR SITE****** AND YOU GAVE US THE LINK ------> IN THE GAME <-----------

THIS IS JUST A TEASER!!!!

GO ON THE SITE, YOU ASS_HATS, AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT BEING A DEMO!

The link to the full game is given.

In the full game there are new enemies, new guns and more levels.


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Shadez: Black Operations Shadez: Black Operations

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars August 27, 2008

Appaling.

You don't need tactics, or strategy to beat this game. You need a dozen attack helicopters and some tanks to camp outside the ONE SIDE the enemy appear from to beat the game. Next time, prodiving you take your time to actually comment on these reviews, let alone look at them, maybe you'll make something with depth, more interactivity and plenty more TACTICS. Foo'.

The only upside may have been the graphics, which, despite them being sillouhettes of their shape, well well made, other than that. A dismal, dismal game.


Recent Audio Reviews


Hotel NJ (Instrumental Techno) Hotel NJ (Instrumental Techno)

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 29, 2009

It's strange.

This song is. Don't get me wrong, it's awesome, but it's odd. You never hear stuff like this. It's different, but that aside, it's brilliant, a dark, brooding, powerful, monster-mash of a song that could serve it's time in a post-apocalypse warzone.. Or something..


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&amp;gt;&amp;gt;As If (Acoustic)&amp;lt;&amp;lt; >>As If (Acoustic)<<

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 29, 2009

Beautful, dude.

Keep it up, everything you do is awesome. Techno, drum'n bass, rock, punk and grunge. It's all awesome, and it's just a matter of time untill you've got yourself a label. The truth is, is that there is so much talent here, and I can only name a few that I've heard that deserve the public ear (If, that is what you want, unless you're going into the public ear Nirvana style, in which case, don't blow your brains out when you realise it)..

By the way, did you stop smoking?



-Enlightenment- -Enlightenment-

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 24, 2008

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